Mar 14

Portmanteau: Through The Ages

The new work in progress has me by the throat and bits and pieces pop into my head all the time. I have 4, maybe 5 tales to join “The Feet of Russell Chase” (of which more later) and now I’m throwing in challenges to myself.

I know. As if its not hard enough.

For example, as the whole thing is a nod to the anthology horror movies of the 70s, I’m going to set at least 1 in the past. It’ll be the 70s with all the bad clothing and attitude that goes with it.

Piling it on, the story should be about a vain, philandering mysogynist.

So, it’ll be fun if nothing else.

Mar 13

A Little Drabble: Chef!

Hannah was exhausted and it was only 7am.  

It was worth it. The pain, the sleep deprivation, the constant name calling and even light bullying. She was learning in the kitchen of a true master and she was sure that one day she would gain the same recognition as him.

“Right!” the head chef called. “Breakfast service! Go!”

Outside, the diners waited patiently. They eyed the menu, licking their lips.

Hannah looked up and down the cadaver laid out in front of her. Where to start?

“One roll and balls!” called the waitress.

She smiled. Her favourite dish to prepare.

Mar 13

The Muse Strikes Again…

You see, this is why I don’t make New Year’s resolutions with regards to my writing (and I would have a link to a post here if I had actually finished writing it way back at the start of the year).

Last week I felt that I had a number of plans for the year and that was more than enough to be getting on with. Regular readers will understand that the biggest blocker I have is procrastination. Often its hard then to get through that and actually do something creative, so planning to have 3 pieces of self published works in 12 months (now 9… gulp!) was always going to be a challenge. I was (and am) up for it though.

Around about the same time I was wondering about the Drabbles that I had created over the past year. Of course the plan is to publish some of them with supplemental material not available on this website, but I wondered whether I could expand that and do a set for November’s NaNoWriMo. However, the idea of doing 500 x 100 word drabbles seemed much more daunting than 1 x 50,000.

Since my view of NaNoWriMo is to use the platform to perhaps do a project I’ve wanted to do for a while but haven’t completed, or just to have some fun, I started to think of alternatives. The idea then naturally evolved into looking at creating a set of short stories which would allow me to flex my creative muscles in this space and complete a new work.

That was the end of that I thought, and went back to tossing around other plans for other projects.

Sunday

So, Sunday night I was lying in bed and thinking about someone driving around late at night in the rain. I don’t know why, I just was.

I should have known what was going to happen next.

My mind was wandering; Who was he? Where was he going? What tragedy would befall him when he got there?

He was obviously travelling somewhere where danger would await. Was it an old mansion? A hospital? An asylum?

I fell asleep.

Monday

Finding a few minutes in a hectic day, I wrote this:

“One week ago, Doctor Horace Bryant was sitting on a beach pretending to read a book when in actuality he was using his newly purchased mirrored sunglasses to disguise the fact that he was ogling the topless young women who were jogging, playing volleyball or generally sunbathing. Now he was driving through torrential rain along what he was extremely confident was the most windy and inhospitable road in existence not only in theUnited Kingdom, but in the entire world including places not even visited by man.”

Immediately this was the start of what would be a framing story, wrapped around and linking 5-6 short stories. The genre was to be a mixture of comedy and horror (corror? homedy?) and would harken back to my love of 70s British portmanteau horror films (mostly from Amicus).

On the drive home, I had the premise of the first story set in my head and the background to the framing piece with Dr Bryant on the way to a new job and breaking down, only to find himself finding shelter in secluded Bed and Breakfast establishment where previous occupants have met horrible fates.

At home, after finishing off the normal duties including dinner, bedtime stories and catching up on “Homeland”, I started to write the notes down that my head was buzzing with. This led to about a page of bulleted notes about the first story “The Feet of Russell Chase” and some ideas for other short stories.

When I retired to bed, I thought about it some more and more scenes around the start of the framing story began to form. I didn’t write them down, but instead let them mull around in my head knowing that they would more than likely stick enough to allow me to write them down the next day.

Blissful sleep.

Tuesday

I realise that I’m doing it again and decide to let you all know.

Oh dear.

Oh, before I forget. The title? Portmanteau

Mar 05

A Little Drabble: Thanks

“As everyone knows, I’ve been ill of late. Your words of support have meant so much to me. The letters and emails have helped me in my battle back to health.”

Leo P sat back in the radio studio and sighed.

“Except that dirty fucker who not only stole my wife and made me ill in the first place, but managed to add insult to injury by sending me pictures of him knobbing the soon to be ex-Mrs P!”

Leo took a deep breath.

“So lets finish off with Barbara Dixon and Elaine Paige singin ‘I Know Him So Well’”.

Mar 05

Getting Back Into the Swing of Things

Over the past week or so I’ve been trying to make a concerted effort to do more writing and editing. As usual, progress is sporadic but I have managed to write 7 drabbles in just over 2 weeks and last night wrote around 1200 words of the first of my books aimed at children.

As achievements go, probably not the most amazing, but you have to take the little victories don’t you?

In terms of milestones, I did manage to achieve the equivalent of a drabble a week which I set into play in March 8th last year (see: Fighting Procrastination: A Drabble A Week ). Okay, technically it wasn’t one a week for 52 weeks, but with 3 days to go I’ve managed 54 in the time so I’ll take that pat on the back. I’m going to aim to do the same for the next year, so hopefully this time in 2013 I’ll be up to 107 or more.

More on writing progress this week, but the 2012 plan is still to:

  • Self publish Am/Dram, ‘Tec and a drabble collection
  • Continue with the weekly drabbles
  • Guest blog some more
  • Work on the children’s series

That leaves a few projects which are on the sidelines, but depending on how I get on with the others above, I’m sure there will be room for updates on HopeTown and possibly the untitled-novel-I-thought-of-two-weeks-ago

More to come

Mar 05

A Little Drabble: Blackbirds

Those bastard blackbirds are sitting there waiting for me.

Perched on the branches of the trees across the way they keep watching all day. Probably most of the night too, but not sure how their night vision is. Even if I can’t see them, I know they’re watching me. I close the damn curtains and turn away, and still feel their eyes burning into the base of my skull.

Those beady, pitch black, lifeless eyes. 

Its too dangerous to leave the house. They’ll swoop down; tear me to shreds.

All I did was try to bake them in a pie.

Mar 05

A Little Drabble: Yesterday

Yesterday was close to a perfect day.

I woke up from a heavy sleep feeling both refreshed and ready for the challenges ahead.

Breakfast was light but filling. The newspaper had not been delivered, and with no television or radio, bad news didn’t bother me.

I decided to walk rather than drive, which was the right idea. I took in the beauty of the morning and ate some wild berries by the lake, not wanting to seek out anything more complicated.

The return walk home was just as invigorating.

Yesterday I was the last person alive and it was beautiful.

Mar 02

A Little Drabble: Downtime

The first morning of his enforced annual leave, Duncan read all of the broadsheet newspapers. The afternoon saw him complete the tabloids and one edition of Maxim.

Day two he decided to catch up on some dvds, but he made the mistake of cracking open a TV box set which took him through to evening on day three.

He slept through day four.

Day five he found himself bored after running fifty miles on the treadmill.

The next day, he marched back into the office.

“I can’t stand this!” he shouted. “I need a new target to kill, right now!”

Mar 02

A Little Drabble: Nonsense

 ”I mean, have you actually read the lyrics of this thing?” Robert asked, his indignence at its highest level.

“Of course I have,” Wendy replied. “What sort of fan would I be if I”

“Semolina pilchard, climbing up theEiffelTower? I mean, what the fudge?”

“Look, there are several interpretations of the meaning, but at the end of the day it was Lennon screwing with people who analysed Beatles’ lyrics.”

“Its nonsense!” Robert snapped.

“Yes, but its good nonsense, with some genius sprinkled over.”

She looked at the bloody whip in her hand and sighed.

“I think the moment’s gone now.”

Feb 21

A Little Drabble: Spinning

Kathleen mounted the spinning bike and started her usual rapid breathing. This wasn’t due to any physical exertion but rather part of her warm up; her way to get into the zone. She kept up the almost hyperventilating performance until the music began.

The instant she heard it, she pushed down hard on the pedals, then slowly increasing her pace in time with the music. It was her favourite dance numbers which really would push her, but that was exactly what she needed.

After all, she had to create a lot of electricity to keep her dad’s life support going.

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