The morning after his vacation was going well for Newton. He had managed to get up before the alarm and the car started first time. A parking space at the office awaited as reward for his early start and the coffee machine not only worked but seemed to be producing something resembling coffee.
Newton sat at his desk and turned on his computer, remembering his password first time and subsequently finding his inbox did not have three thousand entries.
There was just one from his boss.
Good to have you back.
Now, get me souls.