“Thank you for waiting. Your call is important to us.”
Jessica sighed. She hated calling her bank so much, but it was her only option.
“We appreciate your holding on there for us. No really, we know you have several other choices for your banking needs but you’re sticking with us.”
Jessica thought for a moment. This wasn’t right.
“If it was me, I wouldn’t bother really. Seriously, I could never sit on a phone wasting precious moments of my life listening to a recorded message.
In fact, let me hang up for you. You can thank me later.”