Dan rushed into the toilet and made for the urinal. His zipper was down by the time he got there and he spent the next two minutes in blissful relief.
“Just in time, eh?”
Dan leapt back when he heard the voice. He looked around but the room was empty. Noticing that the cubicle door was closed he zipped up and sauntered over.
“Listen mate, don’t you know you’re not supposed to talk in the gents?”
He kicked the door open but the cubicle was empty.
“Oi, what you playing at?” the voice from the toilet bowl boomed.