“You call this a headline? This?” Eric Brown slapped the newspaper with the back of his hand. “I’ve seen better from my granddaughter and all she ever does is poops and sleeps!”
Silence fell on the room as it always did when he launched into one of his tirades.
“I’ve been in this business too long to let you idiots screw up my newspaper! Get me news!”
Doctor Womack slid the viewing hatch closed and shook his head. He turned to his colleague who was frantically transcribing this latest scene.
“He’ll just never understand that print is dead,” he sighed.